23May2013

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I know it is childish, insulting, politically incorrect and all that stuff, but I still wanna share it.

Listen to the SD version of Today while reading:

 

Thaddeus (former TODAY)

Thaddeus,

 the greatest gay lord I’v ever known.

Can’t lift him to my home,

(my home’s much too long)

I’ll burn Melissa,

Before I get out.

I want it now,

And I could ever grant me,

Whores by the child,

I’m stating this:

Thaddeus,

 the greatest gay lord I’v ever known.

Can’t lift him to my home,

(and I’ve a ding-dong)

I’ll tear my heart out,

Before I get out.

Pink-ribbon strikes,

But never for me,

I tried so hard,

To glance his scene rites,

My ancient wigs

Could lose that hot stray’n,

I’m Billy Steam!

Thaddeus,

Thaddeus,

Thaddeus,

 the greatest gay lord.

I want a turntable,

I want a turntable,

I want a turntable,

I want a turntable,

Thaddeus,

 the greatest,

Thaddeus,

 the greatest gay lord

Thaddeus,

 the greatest,

I heard all of his dongs.

 


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