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"Lenin in Exil"

Billy: "If I just sit here and not acknowledge their existence, they might go away."

Man: "hey Billy, I was wondering if you werent busy tomorrow night, you could come over to my hotel room"...
Billy: "SECURITY!!!"

Billy: "hey gramps, I'll give you a free copy of my book if you go and grab me a fricken hershey bar."

We all knew James and D'arcy were going to hard to replace...

Billy: "cant you old people just buy my friggin book and leave already?? this hot chick is walking my way!"

Billy: "this is even worse than the time I had to sit by that fat lady on the bench..."

Billy: "this is ridiculous. why do i have to always pose with the unstylish folk? i'm dressed in Marc Jacobs, and they're wearing friggin K-mart!"

In Soviet Russia, peace hand gives Billy Corgan sign.

"Ah, the two-prong attack, never fail me before, but this man has glasses. This could be tough..."

Billy visiting his old teachers from high school, for old time's sake.
woman: hey billy, what ever happened to Courtney....i think her last name started with an L...
Billy: :eek: Courtney Love??
guy: Yes!!! thats it. whatever happened to her anyway? a favorite student of mine.
Billy: well....

BC saying: "You see, I'm no more generation x musician!!!I've also got older fans
BC thinking: "Laugh or you won't get a single dollar bill!"

Billy: "uhh..sir? may I offer you a breath mint?"

guy:..."your music is just like, a big inspiriation to me. my favorite song by you guys is 1956. its just, like, so good.doo doo doo doo...oh man, i love it, its just so.."
Billy: "maybe if I hold up the peace sign and tell him theres a big donut walking by, he'll go away."

The Benson's were disappointed when they learned that the guy they'd gotten their picture taken with wasn't John Malkovich.

Billy: "how many times do I need to tell you people? I'm not Les Claypool!"

Billy: Hey, you retard with the suit on, get out of my way! cant you see that theres some people waiting for me to brag about my success as a musician?.... oh god, its one of the record executives at Virgin!"

Billy: "Hey Jimmy, I was only kidding when I said that our whole fanbase was made up of rednecks, but this is a surprise".....

lady: Billy, honey. Remember to actually SIGN the book this time. Dont just use a stamp."
Billy:"but I LIKED the stamp".

Billy: "Is this over yet? and whats with large marge trying to push in my chair occupied???"

Billy: "Mom, dad, do you have to follow me every where? I mean, I know I'm still living at your house, and I did borrow 10,000, but ill pay it back, I swear!!"

I wanted two candy bars!

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