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Billy and James look-a-likes pose for the cameras.

James: Um, Jimmy, could you tear your gaze away from those blinking lights for two seconds and get this Billy-looking fratboy off of me?

Billy: "come on james, at least smile! then people will only THINK that you're coming back into the band."

A previous "before" picture on TLC's "What Not to Wear-Celebrity Special!"

Billy: "so, are we in? did we make the cut for "Queer Eye for the Straight Guy?"

this picture was found in the trash outside of billy's house.

James and Billy audition for "Weekend at Bernie's Part III"

Billy weeps to himself as his puts the finishing touches on a PhotoShopped image of him and James.

Pancho Libre and Cool Hand Luke.

James: .... billy...after we take this picture...there's something i want to tell you...

While giving greetings to the photographers, Billy uses the classic "stuff it up your ass/thumbs up" sign with a side of sarcasm, while James decides no expression is the way to go.

Billy: yes everyone, it may have just been a rumor at first, but its now official....james and i are getting married!"
(audience applauds loudly)
James: oh joy....

James and Billy's emotions when they heard the news that Darcy was leaving the band.

Billy: "wow james, did that rug come from japan??"
james:"............"

billy: i sexy! you sexy! WE SEXY!

bC: Hey MR IHa, im a huge fan!!!
JI:what ever

Billy and James doing community service after they got in trouble for playing "zero", and other anti-god songs...AT A CHURCH.(which was Billy's idea, by the way.)

Billy: "Smile james remember there are only 8 months left"

James: "I am"

BILLY: thumbs up anyone who wants me to punch this guy in the oversized jumper, with my oversized hand.

i hope the fact that we are using porn stars for our album art & that we are friends with a teen porn star sasha grey sells lots of albums & makes the fans & teens happy!

thumbs up?

Billy: "Man, I feel jolly."
James: "My goodness, Billy has gotten fat. Look at those cheeks!"

Billy: Hey James, hehe...have you lost weight? Man you look good.

James: Billy, I'm not coming back to the band. End of Story.

Billy: WAHHHHHHH!!!! :sad:

Hi!!! Yes, well James and me thought we would try a show with a few glasses of Jack Daniels??!! What do ya think Mr soundcheck?????

.................................

Come on James! Lets show them how much we all love and support our new album, "Machina".

Billy tries to make James feel like more of a part of things but he is having none of it.

James: *waking up*

Wha... wh... where am I??? :confused I thought I ditched you losers!!! :mad

Billy: *whispers*

Smile for the camera... if you cooperate, I'll call off the snipers...

Billy and James express how they feel about going on a reunion tour.
Billy: YES!
James:.....

James isn't wearing any pants under this pancho...don't believe me??? well then smell my thumb!

Wait we can't stop here - this is Bat Country!

holy shit thats fear and loathing all over!!!

Billy: We're going on tour again! It's true!
James: Sure...you just keep thinking that.

billy: don't worry james...your solo career will be bigger than my new pumpkins.

james: i'm doomed

Billy poses after saying:
Billy: I have always said that if one person leaves, that's the end of the band. I'm not going to carry on with a faux Jimmy or faux D'Arcy. No fucking way.
James: Haha...yeah we'll see about that.