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Post 02 May 2007
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Written by Guest
  
In this weeks music news, Billy Corgan, displaying his frustruation with being asked the same question over and over again, decided to knaw the leg off of a passing woman, after she said, "Billy, who's gonna be in the Smashing Pumpkins?!"   
Written by Believe
  
Maybe if I suck the lifeforce from Darcy's leg I won't need her for the band! MMMUUUUUAAAAAAAHHHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!
Written by Guest
 
Interviewer: Uh, can someone tell me why he's-
Jimmy: Oh, dont worry, its just his daily wolf transformation, the paramedics will be here shortly. 
Written by stephen_bayne
 
The Strawberries taste like Strawberries.


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    Billy talking in his sleep:
    "meh Im so hungry......mmmmmmmmm.......leg.......

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    Billy: That's what you get for not coming back to the band James! Your leg is mine! All mine! MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!

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    Billy(giving interview) You see, I have this strange fetish for legs. I'm trying really hard to stop, but I just can't help myself. Did I mention I especially like women's legs?? Oh James, come here for a sec...........

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    Hungry, hungry again
    Hungry, hungry again
    When will it start to sway
    When will it start to almost break you
    Hungry, hungry again
    Hungry, hungry again

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    Interviewer: Cause you're hungry like the wolf?
    Billy: Uh, wrong band asshole. :mad

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    Billy: you shall be my bride, or else...........

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    Jimmy: Maybe if we use this rare shot of Billy as the "Zeitgiest" album cover, we'll sell more records!
    Billy: But Jimmy, I was drunk!
    Jimmy: All the more better! MUWHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

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    Newsreader: In a new promotional photoshoot, Billy Corgan displays the concept for the new album Zietgeist: Loud guitars and leg fettishes from mars

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    Inauguration to become a Pumpkin.

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    Billy auditioning for the new "Dracula" movie

    manager-What do you think marty? Should we give this guy the cut?

    director- Well, he can't act for crap.......but he has the blood-sucking thing down. Not to mention the premature baldness............ He's perfect for the role!

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    Billy: man who thought that finding a bassist who liked my foot fetish would be so hard?

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    you're doing it wrong.

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    billy: your legs are looking mighty hairy...here, let me help you...

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    billy: and you're sure you are a woman...OK

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    Billy: Well the barbeque is broken...anyone for raw? Come James, just pretend it's Sushi!
    James: -.- go away...

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    Cannibal Corgan

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    Egotism gives way to cannibalism. :D

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    Taste.. what has defeated me

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    Billy "Mmmm... Just like grandma used to spank me for doing..."

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    hey im gna eat that hairy leg! :D

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    Interviewer: Uh, can someone tell me why he's-
    Jimmy: Oh, dont worry, its just his daily wolf transformation, the paramedics will be here shortly.

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    James! You Shaved!

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    Mole shaped like Billy Corgan grows on brazillian womans foot

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    These two did not get along. Mrs. Osborne still has a scar.

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    Billy takes extreme measure as sales of the band's latest record fail to pay for tour food costs.

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    billy shows that since Ava Adore video he has nurtured the will of being Nosferatu

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    Who wants that honey?

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    Billy thought his air guitar needed to be taken to a new level.

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    The formula for becoming a rock god:

    (1) Learn yoga.
    (2) Dress in drag.
    (3) Become a cannibal.

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    um, you are still a big douche. Nice picture d-bag. Your band sucks. I would like to smash some pumpkins if you catch my drift. Chicago band is allergic to chicago. Stay female b-ill.

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    Billy to new female bass player: See, I told you it'd be fun to not show the fans how you look, only your leg. Which tastes lovely by the way.

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    youre just as pale as a marshmallow. hmm, I wonder... *munch*

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    The Strawberries taste like Strawberries.

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    Billy was hungry for a new female bass player.

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    Here's one spot where I haven't tasted Courtney yet.

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    We'll kill the fatted calf tonight, so stick aroud...

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    carra mia

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    vitals appear good.

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    "Wait 'til you see what I did to the OTHER end"

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    Vodka!

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    If you tried Courtney Love's cooking you'd react this way too!

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    nice mustache

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    Mmm... Tastes like Strawberry.

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    ....And this is how mommy met Billy Corgan.

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    The world is a vampire sent to drain legs...

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    after all these years...morticia...it still tastes like Chicken

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    I just wanna bite,
    Every single night... :D

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    Tastes like chicken..

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    This isn't my harmonica!!!

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    "the world is a vampire... no wait, i'm a vampire"

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