Caption Contest - Contest 39
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| Written by Guest Jimmy: "Too bad that reunion thing didn't work out, huh?" Billy: "Yeah, but it sure was nice of James to let us be his roadies on his world tour" Written by prequarius Billy: "I don't think that prank emergency fire bit was a good idea jimmy." Jimmy: "Yeah, I don't think they're coming back." Written by Abomb Written by poetofzwan Only Ginger saw the Exit sign... |
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PermalinkJeff: Why can't we dress like this on stage? I'm tired of wearing that stupid wizard cape. I look like a fool.
Billy: We have to keep the mystery, man. It's all about our cool aura. I am the preist of the Pumpkins.
Jeff: You look like you're waiting for the Hale-Bopp comet.
**Jimmy just laughs while playing imaginary drums**0 Like -
Billy: "I don't think that prank emergency fire bit was a good idea jimmy."
Jimmy: "Yeah, I don't think they're coming back."0 Like -
Billy: "and that's the story of the smashing pumpkins and why you're here."
Jeff: "Ohhhh...So, I will be getting paid right?"
Jimmy: *psst* "You didn't tell him?"0 Like -
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jimmy " hey billy i think its time to give james a call, jeff's just not cutting it."
billy " i think your right all he does is sit around crying like a baby"
jeff "your just pissed cause i kicked your ass in a game of slaps"0 Like -
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PermalinkBilly: hey jimmy i decided to trash our new stage costumes and bring back our silver space pants and my Zero shirt.
Jimmy: wow really? i haven't seen that stuff since Mellon Collie. alright sounds good.
Jeff:........um
Billy: don't worry Jeff! you can wear the white robe and cape since you weren't part of the Pumpkins back then. OR we could just give you D'arcy's stuff...
Jimmy: HAHA nice one Billy *they slap hands*
Jeff: umm....
Billy: don't worry Jeff! you can still wear you0 Like -
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PermalinkBilly: hey jimmy i decided to trash our new stage costumes and bring back our silver pants and my Zero shirt. ya know, for old times sake.
Jimmy: wow really? that sounds great man.
Jeff:............um
Billy: don't worry jeff! you can still wear the white robe and cape since you weren't part of the Pumpkins back then. OR we could just give you D'arcy's stuff if you prefer........
Jimmy: HAHA nice one billy *they slap hands*
Jeff:.......um....... :sad:0 Like -
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PermalinkJimmy: Jesus it's hot out here....
Billy: I know! Even these capris aren't helping.
Jeff: Oh ya, look who remembered to watch the weather report this morning! I win again!
Billy: Even so Jeff, but Jimmy and I would never give up our goth heritage for temporary weather. Right Jimmy? Right?
Jimmy: Well, I hate to burst your bubble, but.....0 Like -
Billy: Nair makes my legs silky smooth.
Jimmy: I like using Nads. Australian creme, baby!
Jeff: My legs are still hairy...
Jimmy and Billy: Ewwww! Get yourself to a beautyshop, pronto!!
Jeff: But I won't be wearing shorts onstage tonight!
*Jimmy and Billy exchange knowing looks*
Jeff: Shit.0 Like -
Jeff: There's the exit - if I move quickly I can use my shirt to reflect the sun off those milky white legs and get a head start...
Billy: "Jeff needs a hug"
Jimmy: "I know, on three... one, two ...."0 Like -
It was at this point that Jeff realized he made a mistake telling the guys about his erectile dysfunction.
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Billy: Newbies in the corner! So ya Jimmy did you catch that game the other...
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Jeff: So uhhh... are we gonna like go inside and start playing yet.....
Jimmy: Nah i think we can make them wait
Billy: (laughs)Yeah fuck them.... after all we are "THE SMASHING PUMPKINS"
Jeff: (mutters) and i once was one of those fans... :sigh:0 Like -
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PermalinkJimmy: I've come to realize Billy that you are a complete control-freak. I mean come on, other than yourself, you gave only ME credit on the new album.
Billy: Everyone has faults Jimmy. I think you would know that. And on another note, it's not like Jeff really DID anything on the album....0 Like
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