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Caption Contest - Contest 41

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Post 09 August 2007
By ThePumpkins.net
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Winners:

Written by Abomb
  
Billy's S&M fantasies - the reason for the band's 2000 breakup. 
Written by jazzman1717
    
While James, Billy, and Jimmy have to make sure their deodorant hasn't worn off, Mellisa knows she's set for the day.
Written by spaceboy90
 
The band's collective narcolepsy posed a problem for the photographer, but he found a simple solution.
Written by Demo
  
The ill-fated "Machina- The gods of the musical"tour.


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    Smashing Pumpkins Shadow Puppets

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    Jimmy: Can I PLEASE take off these tights? I'm feeling even more effeminite as time passes!
    Billy: Relax Jimmy, it's just the costumes for our dance. Besides, James doesn't have a problem with it...
    Jimmy: of course he doesn't have a problem with it, he wears this stuff all the time!
    Billy: That IS true....

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    Melissa: *Im a pretty little ballerina.....*
    James: *I'm a little teapot, short and stout....*
    Billy: * I'm the lead in a band, I'm famous, I'm a celebrity, I'm the best....AND I WILL TAKE OVER THE WORLD!!*
    Jimmy: *Get me away from these freaks...*

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    Billy's S&M fantasies - the reason for the band's 2000 breakup.

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    And as you can see, My Chemical Romance completely ripped off the Smashing Pumpkins' image...

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    Billy: WTF, man!?!?
    James: STFU STFU!
    MADM: AHHH JESUS!
    JIMMY: AHHHH!

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    no strings attached! haha jk

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    While James, Billy, and Jimmy have to make sure their deodorant hasn't worn off, Mellisa knows she's set for the day.

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    lol billy looks a little bit like robert smith

    but yea.. i totally agree about that my chemical romance thing...

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    The horrors! This is what happens when no one can shave Billy's head!

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    The band's collective narcolepsy posed a problem for the photographer, but he found a simple solution.

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    Billy: ....You mean N'Sync already took this idea?
    James: s***
    Billy: Oh well..back to the drawing boards guys.

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    Melissa: Why am I the only one in hot pants??

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    Billy: Robert...Hey, Robert Smith, over here!.....I LOVE YOU!!
    James: :sigh:

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    The ill-fated "Machina- The gods of the musical"tour.

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    Jimmy sings softly to himself: " First there are kisses .... then there are sighs.. And then before you know where you are... You're Saying Good-Bye"

    Billy: Uh.... what? :confused

    Jimmy Then slumps into the restraints. :sad:

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    Jimmy sings softly to himself: " First there are kisses .... then there are sighs.. And then before you know where you are... You're Saying Good-Bye"

    Billy: Uh.... what? :confused

    James: "Don't want no more of the crying game!"

    Melissa: "Why there are heartaches, why there are tears..."

    Jimmy Then slumps into the restraints. :sad:

    Billy: GET ME OUTTA HERE

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    In a nightmare, Billy realizes he is a Robert Smith puppet.

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    Now you too can be part of The Smashing Pumpkins with these limited edition puppets. There are four to collect. Gotta catch 'em all Pumpk-em-on!

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    Robert Palmer and simply Irresistable??????????

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    Billy: I'm a ballerina!
    Melissa: NO! I'M the ballerina!
    Jimmy: I'm just tired of your crazy ideas Billy
    James: Guys......... need to change my pants... wet myself...

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    Billy: I'm a ballerina!
    Melissa: NO! I'M the ballerina!
    Jimmy: I'm just tired of your crazy ideas Billy
    James: Guys......... need to change my pants... wet myself...

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    We all know that billy is a control freak, but SERIOUSLY...

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    "Raise your hand... if you're SURE!"

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    Just when the remaining band members give in to the demons, Billy fights back...and SAVES ROCK N' ROLL!

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    **Machina Era**
    Photographer: Okay, now everyone express how you feel about being in the smashing pumpkins!

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    Billy: Eat your heart out Robert Smith

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    I want, Iwant.....to be ...a boy.

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    written by jazzman1717 , August 09, 2007
    While James, Billy, and Jimmy have to make sure their deodorant hasn't worn off, Mellisa knows she's set for the day.

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    seems to me that Jimmy's want okay

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    Thought Bubbles:
    Jimmy: I'm bored, why did I come back to this band again?
    Billy: YES! I am The Smashing Pumpkins!
    James: When is this stupid band going to be over with? This is the last of the stupid photo shoots I do.
    Melissa: I'm a pumpkin now! My dreams have come true! I will rule the world with Billy!

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    James poses depressingly as he wishes D'arcy was next to him.

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    Billy: "I'm so sick of entertaining the Children Of God... at least I have hair"

    James: "I CAN'T REACH MY GUITAR!"

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    with the end of the smashing pumpkins in the year2000 bolly took another carrera to follow to survive: he open his own BDSM bar.

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    hang on we arent the cure!

    oops, wrong photoshoot

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    Who's bright idea was it to open that puzzle box any?

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    Who's bright idea was it to open that possesed puzzle box anyway? :eek:

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    And God Spoke: " How does it feel having someone else pull all the strings William? "

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    The Machines of God or just his puppets?

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    It's fun to stay at the W - M - C - A

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    It's fun to stay at the Y - M - C - A

    Sorry :D

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    We're still hip!

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    Billy: I swear to God Jimmy, this is the last time I entrust you with the important job of putting new strings on the guitars! That's right Jimmy. You hang your head in shame. Sh-sh-sh-sh shame!

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