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Billy: EWWW!! THAT'S NOT FAIR YOU TOLD ME IT WAS CEMENT!!!!

"This is why I am not a proctologist, people!"

Hey you! Yeah you! Stop calling out "Play Disarm" or I'll come over there and slap you!

This is the last time I'll ever shake hands with a hippie!

My hands feel like crap.

We have secretly replaced quick set concrete with cow dung.
Lets watch for Billy's reaction. . .

WOW- XLAX really works!

You won't like me when I'm angry....

C'mon guys, please bring back the towels, it's not funny.

Nooooo!! Now I can't go on writing Zeitgeist II !!

Yeah! This colour combines well with my trousers!!

OH CRAP!!

WHAT I HAVE DONE?!!! I've KILL COURTNEY LOVE!!! :eek:

Where is Vince ?????

Where is my hair ??????

D´Arcyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Our new line of exvoliating mud packs cater to even the most stubborn skin conditions, for example the calouses on aging musical buseybody Billy Corgan's palms. As you can see our active ingredient 'Premium Donkey Manure' is running its course.

Note* side effects may include exsessive braying, stroppyness and an aquired taste for pink shirts and floor length skirts.
*if contact of the mixture occurs with eyes, run around like a headless chicken until you find the emergency room.

When the passers by laughed at Billy's a pink shirt, he did the only mature thing that was possible... he threw fistfuls of mud and had a tantrum.

I just wanted to grab his ass!

Now you can't tease me for my hands being different colors!

If I rub this on my head I get my hair back, you say?

Where is my make-up artist? I cant to this on my own!!!

Euwh! Who put this in Jimmys pants?!

Damn, wasn't logged in for that last one.

Billy: ARE YOU NOT ENTERTAINED?!!

Put the lotion in the basket! Put the motherf***ing lotion in the basket!!

Billy wanted to find out what what that grey wet stuffon the ground was
Little did he know it was quick dry cement

Alas, Billy had played his guitar so fast his hands had turned to ash.

I was yelling for toilet paper for hours! Now you'll all suffer the consequences!

"I was yelling for toilet paper for hours! Now you'll all suffer the consequences!"

^^^ Best one so far...

"Yeah? Anyone ELSE wanna mention James Iha?"

2012: After breaking up again in 2010, Billy Corgan brings back the Smashing Pumpkins for a second time. "I have the ink I wrote the Adore lyrics in. Yes it IS a reunion!"

written by HumbleSheep , May 24, 2008
Our new line of exvoliating mud packs cater to even the most stubborn skin conditions, for example the calouses on aging musical buseybody Billy Corgan's palms. As you can see our active ingredient 'Premium Donkey Manure' is running its course.

Note* side effects may include exsessive braying, stroppyness and an aquired taste for pink shirts and floor length skirts.
*if contact of the mixture occurs with eyes, run around like a headless chicken until you find the emergency room.

no way, this is the best one!

*in awe*

"ALL RIGHT! WHO BOOBY-TRAPPED THE DOG GAMNED CEREAL BOX?!", he yelled after trying to get the prize out o' the Lucky Charms

BIG OIL SUCKS!

The video shoot for 7 Shades of Black got off to a bad start when Billy realised that in fact, there was only one...

"Come on throw it Jimmy, I can catch it" (Jimmy holding a guitar pick)

Billy: "Try the lucky dip he says. You might get something cool he says."

Aw come on, there were tonnes more captions that were better than the three that won.

Not just my one, either.

oH crap!
MERDA! hehehe