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Little did we know, the new single G.L.O.W. is actually titled after Jimmy's 4 new groupies, Gloria, Linda, Ophelia, and Wanda.

Jimmy's stint in rehab.

Jimmy's picking up some inspiration for Billy's new sequel tune "Nurse U.S.A.."

Jimmy was the only member of the band not to wear the new tour outfits.

jimmy was thinking of changing professions, but he didn't like the uniform he would have to wear.

Jimmy sends a post card to James saying "Greetings from Pumpkinland! Wish you were here!"

Where's my wife?

Jimmy has some visitors while his wife and children are at the grocery store

Jimmy to his wife after she unexpectedly shows up: oh, the doctor said i better stay under the supervision of a nurse, or two, or three, or four after my heartattack. i swear.

nurses: "Sure we'll take a picture with the old guy from the Seeds"

JImmy shows Billy why girls are suppose to wear skirts.

JImmy says
" Hey Billy, instead of wearing that silver skirt, why not go for this look?"

Is Jimmy in that photo... ?

Only the finest nurse's get to check Jimmy for hernias.

I mean nurses :sad:

I give to the RedCross.

"we have kidnaped jimmy, if you want to see him alive again, send us one million dollars."

Well, I'd love to stay and be seduced by you four lovely ladies, but I must dash... Oh my, what a large syringe you have.

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(faints from tranquilliser)

jimmy has been a bad boy, now we must punish him.

Okay Linda, get your hand off my ass!

Whether any of the four ladies that turned up were the real twins was of little consequence; Jimmy was certainly glad that Billy had requested the Siamese Dream cover girls back, 25 years on.

That's the Way (Jimmy Rolls)

New stage name: Doctor Jimmy.

Billy might be able to shoot lasers from his eyes, but it's Jimmy that gets the girls.

Now, when Jimmy forgets to flush the toilet, he gets a complete analysis with a plan on how to correct any noted problems.

How many nurses does it take to screw in a light bulb?
None - They just get Jimmy Chamberlin do it.

Billy? Ginger? Jeff?

Oh well... I guess I found some replacements. And I'm not talking about the band. (Oh!)

Wait... Whose Pumpkins is Billy smashing???