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7/10. An early favorite. Love what I assume to be James' guitar parts during the verses. I think if it was mixed better during the heavier parts it'd be a bitchin' tune.

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TRANSFORMER Scores 69.93%

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Past rated songs:

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1.THRU THE EYES OF RUBY 97.19%
2.TONIGHT, TONIGHT 95.34%
3.STARLA 95.26%
4.BLANK PAGE 94.86%
5.DROWN 94.76%
6.THE AEROPLANE FLIES HIGH (TURNS LEFT, LOOKS RIGHT) 94.70%
7.MAYONAISE 94.63%
8.FOR MARTHA 94.58%
9.GALAPOGOS 94.52%
10.STAND INSIDE YOUR LOVE 94.08%

11.Porcelina of the Vast Oceans 94.07%
12.Set The Ray To Jerry 93.39%
13.Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness 93.36%
14.Age Of Innocence 93.12%
15.Rhinoceros 92.94%
16.Soma 92.81%
17.Farewell and Goodnight 92.22%
18.To Forgive 92.08%
19.By Starlight 91.90%
20.1979 91.64%
21.X.Y.U. 91.57%
22.Hummer 91.09%
23.To Sheila 90.86%
24.Rotten Apples 90.75%
25.Tear 90.43%
26.Pug 90.20%
27.Behold! The Night Mare 90.16%
28.I Of The Mourning 90.07%
29.Ava Adore 90.04%
30.Medellia of the Gray Skies 90.00%

31.Cherub Rock 89.42%
32.Thirty Three 89.29%
33.Zero 89.21%
34.Window Paine 89.17%
35.Geek U.S.A. 88.94%
36.Snail 88.80%
37.Lucky 13 88.59%
38.Glass and the Ghost Children 88.55%
39.Slow Dawn 88.29%
40.Speed Kills (Alternate Take) 88.22%
41.Disarm 88.05%
42.Where Boys Fear To Tread 88.04%
43.Silverfuck 87.75%
44.Ma Belle 87.71%
45.Muzzle 87.54%
46.Cherry 87.53%
47.Marquis in Spades 87.33%
48.Crestfallen 87.29%
49.Daphne Descends 87.10%
50.Bodies 87.04%
51.Ugly 87.00%
52.Dross 86.86%
53.Jellybelly 86.69%
54.United States 86.41%
55.Saturnine (Machina era) 86.32%
56.Obscured 86.20%
57.Rocket 85.82%
58.Fuck You (An Ode To No One) 85.26%
59.Eye 85.20%
60.Perfect 85.14%
61.In My Body 84.71%
62.Mouths of Babes 84.53%
63.Here Is No Why 84.56%
64.Bullet With Butterfly Wings 84.54%
65.Today 84.44%
66.Beautiful 84.42%
67.Vanity 84.32%
68.Luna 84.00%
69.Bury Me 83.82%
70.In The Arms Of Sleep 83.58%
71.The Last Song 83.39%
72.Soothe 83.35%
73.Stumbleine 83.26%
74.Home 82.94%
75.With Every Light 82.90%
76.Raindrops + Sunshowers 82.87%
77.Pennies 82.65%
78.A Song For A Son 82.59%
79.The Rose March 82.50%
80.Wound 82.23%
81.The Sacred and Profane 82.053%
82.Superchrist 82.05%
83.Daydream 81.88%
84.Stellar 81.86%
85.Untitled 81.70%
86.Suffer 81.68%
87.The Tale of Dusty & Pistol Pete 81.61%
88.This Time 81.55%
89.Cupid de Locke 81.35%
90.Appels + Oranjes 81.33%
91.The Everlasting Gaze 81.31%
92.The End is the Beginning is the End 81.24%
93.Blue Skies Bring Tears 81.17%
94.Siva 81.16%
95.Once Upon A Time 81.00%
96.7 Shades Of Black 80.91%
97.The Crying Tree of Mercury 80.60%
98.Try, Try, Try 80.41%
99.Let Me Give The World To You 80.22%
100.Love 80.15%
101.God 80.03%2

102.Quiet 79.95%
103.Blank 79.57%
104.Doomsday Clock 79.52%
105.Go 79.45%
106.Jupiter's Lament 79.39%
107.Plume 79.12%
108.Frail and Bedazzled 79.00%
109.I Am One 78.95%
110.Tom Tom 78.69%
111.Shame 78.50%
112.Landslide 78.48%
113.Pox 77.94%
114.Here's To The Atom Bomb (Alternate Take) 77.53%
115.Bleeding The Orchid 77.52%
116.Whir 77.35%
117.Hello Kitty Kat 77.00%
118.Sunkissed 77.00%
119.Blue Skies Bring Tears (Heavy) 76.82%
120.Try, Try, Try (Alternate Take) 76.61%
121.We Only Come Out At Night 76.41%
122.Sweet Sweet 75.97%
123.Cash Car Star 75.75%
124.La Dolly Vita 75.52%
125.Lightning Strikes 75.52%
126.Heavy Metal Machine 75.40%
127.Freak 75.00%
128.Neverlost 74.94%
129.Real Love 74.90%
130.Zeitgeist 74.58%
131.White Spyder 74.52%
132.Lily (My One and Only) 74.50%
133.If There Is A God (Piano and Voice) 74.27%
134.Tristessa 74.13%
135.Bring The Light 74.10%
136.Meladori Magpie 74.00%
137.Tales of a Scorched Earth 73.92%
138.Glass' Theme 73.82%
139.Again, Again, Again 73.81%
140.A Night Like This 73.64%
141.Spaceboy 73.35%
142.The Fellowship 73.26%
143.Tarantula 72.86%
144.Crush 72.50%
145.For God and Country 71.68%
146.Annie-Dog 71.59%
147.That's The Way (My Love Is) 71.14%
148.Innosense 70.82%
149.The Imploding Voice 70.66%
150.The Boy 70.38%
151.Cash Car Star (Alternate Take) 70.36%

152.Transformer 69.93%
153....Said Sadly 68.54%
154.Blew Away 68.22%
155.Blue 68.10%
156.Pissant 68.09%
157.Believe 67.92%
158.Tonite Reprise 67.69%
159.Destination Unknown 67.53%
160.Death From Above 67.04%
161.Take Me Down 65.75%
162.Tribute To Johnny 64.56%
163.You're All I've Got Tonight 63.09%
164.A Stitch In Time 63.05%
165.Clones (We're All) 61.81%
166.Spangled 61.68%
167.Pastichio Medley 61.50%
168.Dreaming 60.29%

169.G.L.O.W. 59.73%
170.FOL 59.42%
171.Pomp and Circumstances 58.95%
172.Starz 58.55%
173.Girl Named Sandoz 58.05%
174.If There Is A God (Full Band) 57.06%
175.(Come On) Let's Go! 56.85%
176.Astral Planes 55.54%
177.Spaced 53.48%
178.Widow Wake My Mind 51.76%
179.Owata 51.17%

180.Glass' Theme (Spacey) 47.53%
181.Soul Power 46.05%
182.Le Deux Machina 44.30%3

183.Heavy Metal Machine (Alternate Take) 31.32%

Album Average:

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Rotten Apples 86.90%
(Best Song: Tonight, Tonight)
Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness 86.41%
(Best Song: Thru The Eyes Of Ruby)
Adore 86.31%
(Best Song: Blank Page)
Siamese Dream 85.86%
(Best Song: Mayonaise)
Machina / The Machines Of God 83.23%
(Best Song: Stand Inside Your Love)
Gish 82.50%
(Best Song: Rhinoceros)
American Gothic 77.81%
(Best Song: The Rose March)
Pisces Iscariot 74.80%
(Best Song: Starla)
Machina II / The Friends & Enemies of Modern Music 74.26%
(Best Song: Dross)
Zeitgeist (Silver) 73.34%
(Best Song: Ma Belle)
Teargarden Vol. 2: The Solstice Bare 72.16%
(Best Song: Tom Tom)
Zeitgeist (Purple) 72.15%
(Best Song: United States)
Zeitgeist (Red) 71.95%
(Best Song: United States)
Machina II EPs 71.08%
(Best Song: Lucky 13)
Teargarden By Kaleidoscope 66.83%
(Best Song: A Song For A Son)
Teargarden Vol.1: Songs For A Sailor 63.24%
(Best Song: A Song For A Son)

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5

frankB wrote: Poor

This is why James shouldn't have gotten his hands on D'arcy's grass.
"Jesus, Jesus, I'm so stoned!"

5 points.

6.5/10

1.5

It's got that innocent sound SP used to do so well, but there's really not much to it.

5

Uhh...

5.6

This song's so unremarkable it's hard to give a score.

4

5.7

meh..5

6 out of 10. My least favorite James Iha song and one of my least favorite SP songs in general.

Nothing too special, but I enjoy the line "I got so scared I made mistakes." 5/10

Lol, unanimously mediocre.

DON wrote:
A little bit below average Pumpkins Standards

I think I've only listened to it fully once.
It's my least favorite James song, I'm giving it a 4.

For me the worst pumpkins song ever, and the worst James song from all I know (but not the worst song of all songs there are:). But surely 1 point.

This song is horrible, it makes Widow Wake My Mind look like Thirty Three. James should have been asking Jesus to forgive him for making such a crappy song. 1 / 10.