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If it is Jeff playing a kazoo, Mike on trash can drums, Nicole playing the whoopy cushion, and Billy making manatee noises on top of a recording of him and Courtney Love having wild jungle sex in the middle of Times Square. I hope it will be half as bad ass as this is. Oh yeah that's a great cover!

OKAY THE VOTES ARE IN!!!!

HEAVY METAL MACHINE ALTERNATIVE scores a whopping 31.32%

UNTITLED

Past rated songs:

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1.THRU THE EYES OF RUBY 97.19%
2.TONIGHT, TONIGHT 95.34%
3.STARLA 95.26%
4.BLANK PAGE 94.86%
5.DROWN 94.76%
6.MAYONAISE 94.63%
7.FOR MARTHA 94.58%
8.GALAPOGOS 94.52%
9.STAND INSIDE YOUR LOVE 94.08%
10.PORCELINA OF THE VAST OCEANS 94.07%

11.Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness 93.36%
12.Age Of Innocence 93.12%
13.Rhinoceros 92.94%
14.Soma 92.81%
15.Farewell and Goodnight 92.22%
16.To Forgive 92.08%
17.By Starlight 91.90%
18.1979 91.64%
19.X.Y.U. 91.57%
20.Hummer 91.09%
21.To Sheila 90.86%
22.Tear 90.43%
23.Pug 90.20%
24.Behold! The Night Mare 90.16%
25.I Of The Mourning 90.07%
26.Ava Adore 90.04%

27.Cherub Rock 89.42%
28.Thirty Three 89.29%
29.Zero 89.21%
30.Window Paine 89.17%
31.Geek U.S.A. 88.94%
32.Snail 88.80%
33.Lucky 13 88.59%
34.Glass and the Ghost Children 88.55%
35.Slow Dawn 88.29%
36.Speed Kills (Alternate Take) 88.22%
37.Disarm 88.05%
38.Where Boys Fear To Tread 88.04%
39.Silverfuck 87.75%
40.Muzzle 87.54%
41.Crestfallen 87.29%
42.Daphne Descends 87.10%
43.Bodies 87.04%
44.Dross 86.86%
45.Jellybelly 86.69%
46.Saturnine (Machina era) 86.32%
47.Obscured 86.20%
48.Rocket 85.82%
49.Fuck You (An Ode To No One) 85.26%
50.Eye 85.20%
51.Perfect 85.14%
52.In My Body 84.71%
53.Here Is No Why 84.56%
54.Bullet With Butterfly Wings 84.54%
55.Today 84.44%
56.Beautiful 84.42%
57.Vanity 84.32%
58.Luna 84.00%
59.Bury Me 83.82%
60.In The Arms Of Sleep 83.58%
61.Soothe 83.35%
62.Stumbleine 83.26%
63.Home 82.94%
64.With Every Light 82.90%
65.Raindrops + Sunshowers 82.87%
66.Wound 82.23%
67.The Sacred and Profane 82.05%
68.Daydream 81.88%
69.Suffer 81.68%
70.The Tale of Dusty & Pistol Pete 81.61%
71.This Time 81.55%
72.Cupid de Locke 81.35%
73.Appels + Oranjes 81.33%
74.The Everlasting Gaze 81.31%
75.The End is the Beginning is the End 81.24%
76.Blue Skies Bring Tears 81.17%
77.Siva 81.16%
78.Once Upon A Time 81.00%
79.The Crying Tree of Mercury 80.60%
80.Try, Try, Try 80.41%
81.Let Me Give The World To You 80.22%
82.Love 80.15%

83.Quiet 79.95%
84.Go 79.45%
85.Plume 79.12%
86.Frail and Bedazzled 79.00%
87.I Am One 78.95%
88.Shame 78.50%
89.Landslide 78.48%
90.Here's To The Atom Bomb (Alternate Take) 74.26%
91.Whir 77.35%
92.Hello Kitty Kat 77.00%
93.Blue Skies Bring Tears (Heavy) 76.82%
94.Try, Try, Try (Alternate Take) 76.61%
95.We Only Come Out At Night 76.41%
96.Sweet Sweet 75.97%
97.Cash Car Star 75.75%
98.La Dolly Vita 75.52%
99.Heavy Metal Machine 75.40%
100.Real Love 74.90%
101.White Spyder 74.52%
102.Lily (My One and Only) 74.50%
103.If There Is A God (Piano and Voice) 74.27%
104.Tristessa 74.13%
105.Tales of a Scorched Earth 73.92%
106.Glass' Theme 73.82%
107.Spaceboy 73.35%
108.Crush 72.50%
109.Annie-Dog 71.59%
110.Innosense 70.82%
111.The Imploding Voice 70.66%
112.Cash Car Star (Alternate Take) 70.36%

113.Blew Away 68.22%
114.Blue 68.10%
115.Pissant 68.09%
116.Take Me Down 65.75%

117.Girl Named Sandoz 58.05%
118.If There Is A God (Full Band) 57.06%
119.Spaced 53.48%

120.Glass' Theme (Spacey) 47.53%
121.Soul Power 46.05%
122.Le Deux Machina 44.30%

123.Heavy Metal Machine (Alternate Take) 31.32%

Album Average:

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Mellon Collie and the Infinite Sadness 86.41%
(Best song: Thru The Eyes Of Ruby)
Adore 86.31%
(Best Song: Blank Page)
Siamese Dream 85.86%
(Best Song: Mayonaise)
Machina / The Machines Of God 83.23%
(Best Song: Stand Inside Your Love)
Gish 82.50%
(Best Song: Rhinoceros)
Pisces Iscariot 74.80%
(Best Song: Starla)
Machina II / The Friends & Enemies of Modern Music 74.26%
(Best Song: Dross)
Machina II EPs 71.08%
(Best Song: Lucky 13)


Rate the given song from 1-10. 1 being the lowest, 10 being the highest
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9

Near perfect encore for the original band, and ultimately their brightest and happiest song. Genuinely uplifting.

9.9

it sounds harsh but I am giving this song a big Zero 0......probably my least favourite pumpkins song. Like I cringe when I hear even a bar of the song. I hate this song. As a known pumpkins fan to my friends I am embarrassed by this song. Like that other people might hear it and assume that I must like it. Its so bad.

I'm giving this a 7.5.

The Smashing Pumpkins "Untitled" is the perfect song it has all of the qualities a song from The Smashing Pumpkins should have, it has beautiful music, rich layering, lush production, great lyrics, and freshness. It was a classic song from The Smashing Pumpkins but it also gave us a glimpse of things to come, Billy's voice was in a diffident key and the song its self was rather cheery, in many ways it sounded like Zwan or The Smashing Pumpkins of the future. It's a great song live too, I really hope The Smashing Pumpkins decide to put "Untitled" back in the set list the next time they tour. I rate The Smashing Pumpkins "Untitled" 10 / 10, it's one of my favorites (my favorite song from The Smashing Pumpkins is "As Rome Burns").

I'm glad to see The Smashing Pumpkins "Lucky 13" get the recognition it deserves, The Smashing Pumpkins "Lucky 13" kicks more ass than it should be legal to kick.

eh, I'll give it a 6.5. It's a great song when set to that compilation of pumpkins memories... but nothing I'd listen to by myself out of context. Just seems like a farewell song for the band, not something I can relate to but something I can appreciate as "this is how rad my favorite band is."

PumpkinPieces wrote:
Eww. Smashing Pumpkins are your favorite band? You must have an awful taste in music.

7 points
Solid but not that special

I cringed when I first heard this song. I was disappointed SP had split, but when Billy said this song was an indication of their future sound it suddenly didn't seem so bad that they weren't making another album.

It's not really a terrible song and I do like it more now than I used to, but it's too much of an upbeat pop song... and even then not a great one. Still, I do listen to it now and then.

5

Love this one. Original SP's last hurrah.

9/10.

frankB wrote:
That piece of crap didn't even deserve THAT much.

9.1

Glass And The Ghost Children wrote:
Couldn't agree more, a 10 without a doubt.

I can't help but think people are over-sentimentalising this song due to it being the last SP song (well, for a while ). Maybe I'm just being a grumpy old cynic, but I just can't hear anything special going on in this song at all.

All the fuzzy brightness of Zwan, but without Billy's lyrics about having tea and gay rainbow sex with unicorns. Basically, + BALLS. 8.6

I equally express my confusion to those who don't get this song.

For me, it's as good a single as they ever had. The sentiment that it was the last original SP song is not taken into account by Frankie.
In fact, that just mean the song has to live up to a high standard.

And it does

This song is as catchy as Today, Tonight, Tonight and 1979.

Nothing like SD as Billy described it, but a definite FUCK YOU to anyone who thought the pumpkins had lost it.

imo