TaureanStar wrote:
1) This guy I knew once knew said(and he wasn't kidding) he had a vision from god and made an album based largely around this vision which was in the idea that sexual perversion is satan(named "pubis" in the songs) and the struggle of a young man to get in touch with god despite the influences of satan. It was all casio keyboard music(including the guitars), and it was filled with his voice modified to a high high pitch(for the young man) or to a low low "evil" pitch(for satan).
2) My friend worked for a studio who produced a christian rock band and this album started out the following way: imagine a commercial-type rock jingle and then the voice cuts in with a normal mid-range male voice: "can't stop rockin', can't stop for rockin', can't stop rockin'" then pause and switch to a falsetto voice: "for god" extending the work god it's like this: "for goooooood." I did not listen to the rest of the album.
3) Metallica -- Saint Anger. Anyone dare fight for the greatness of saint anger? Not me. Beer companies should use this album to sell beer the following way: "seek and destroy" starts playing and the commercial voice says "this is your brain." Then a pause and then "some kind of monster" starts playing, and the commercial voice says "this is your brain off alcohol." Everyone would start drinking right away.
4) Whatever the first album was by Candlebox. Madonna is great at marketing, and it worked with Candlebox. Until their album came out.
5) Any comedy album by any of the blue collar comedy tour except ron white. This culture of redneck comedy is all the fundamentalist christians need to prove that there is no such thing as evolution. Outside of violence, this might be humanity at its worst. I try to not hate anything; I seriously fail at times with these albums. I keep the memory of Bill Hicks alive in the fight for important and great comedy(just as the rock band tool does as well).
I love you TaureanStar, totally original answers! I guess his album about seeing god wasn't even half as good as some else's album about hear god talk to him through the radio. And yes I too hate Blue Collar Comedy Tour albums, and I also hate Country Music (with the exception of Johnny Cash).