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How Will You Survive Z-Day? 7 years 3 months ago #116850

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I've been watching a lot of Zombie movies as of lately, and I was just wondering if anyone on this Website wants to chat it up about how to survive Z-Day. They say "When hell is full the dead will walk the earth". Come on guys it's got to be standing room only right now.
I don't mean to hurt anyone, I'm just speaking my personal opinion.
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How Will You Survive Z-Day? 7 years 3 months ago #116857

I'll eat them before they eat me. Simple. And I'll eat anyone else I come across too, if I'm hungry.
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How Will You Survive Z-Day? 7 years 3 months ago #116864

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I like Epitome's idea. lol Might wanna bring salt though, can't imagine zombie flesh is especially tasty.
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How Will You Survive Z-Day? 7 years 3 months ago #116869

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Well what you've got is a situation of aged meat, that's been left out and covered in mud and grime for too long. You'll probably want to give them a good rinsing first, and then SLOW COOK the bastards so that the meat isn't all tough and stringy. Personally I like brushing them with a little olive oil first to seal in the moisture. And you can never go wrong with Adobo seasoning :)
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How Will You Survive Z-Day? 7 years 3 months ago #116871

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You'll probably want to give them a good rinsing first, and then SLOW COOK the bastards so that the meat isn't all tough and stringy. Personally I like brushing them with a little olive oil first to seal in the moisture. And you can never go wrong with Adobo seasoning :)

Sounds like my sex life.
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How Will You Survive Z-Day? 7 years 3 months ago #116873

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That's foul epitome, I usually eat them girls AFTER the pleased me enough for the moment.
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How Will You Survive Z-Day? 7 years 3 months ago #116883

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DON wrote:
That's foul epitome, I usually eat them girls AFTER the pleased me enough for the moment.

I hope you're not the same way with zombies! :p
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How Will You Survive Z-Day? 7 years 3 months ago #116889

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Zombies not.
They must be fully dead. :D
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How Will You Survive Z-Day? 7 years 3 months ago #116910

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If there actually was a zombie apocalypse, that would really suck. I can think of thousands of ways I'd rather go out, haha!
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How Will You Survive Z-Day? 7 years 3 months ago #116911

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If there actually was a zombie apocalypse, that would really suck. I can think of thousands of ways I'd rather go out, haha!
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How Will You Survive Z-Day? 7 years 3 months ago #116916

It would make life more interesting though.
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How Will You Survive Z-Day? 7 years 3 months ago #116919

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Well, actually I would really go into a mall I think, how could you go wrong?
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How Will You Survive Z-Day? 7 years 3 months ago #116922

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I would just chill at my house listening to music really loud, have a gun at my side. When they all ambush me at my house, I will just pour gasoline everywhere and try blowing up my house taking as many of the bastards out with me as I can.
(That's the humanitarian, cinematic way I would choose to die)

Now for the realistic one..(for me anyway)
I would probably just board my house up the best I could then I would drive around and looks for supplies such as food and gas to keep up for a while and hopefully make it to a secluded store that sold guns and ammo. I would then return to my house and hopefully survive long enough to see the government bring everything back to normal.
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How Will You Survive Z-Day? 7 years 3 months ago #116924

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I would just join the zombies. You ever notice how they don't try to eat each other?
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How Will You Survive Z-Day? 7 years 3 months ago #116925

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Yeah that does seem like a good option and then when I turn there is plenty of fresh meat to choose from.
That is the most likely for me considering I am lazy... :)
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How Will You Survive Z-Day? 7 years 3 months ago #116932

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Of course Zombies don't eat each other, that would be cannibalism! Even Zombies have rules of decency!
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How Will You Survive Z-Day? 7 years 3 months ago #116947

Especially the ones wearing top hats and monocles.
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How Will You Survive Z-Day? 7 years 3 months ago #116963

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lol^

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How Will You Survive Z-Day? 7 years 3 months ago #116968

It doesn't get much better than a cat in a top hat and monocle, I have to admit.
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How Will You Survive Z-Day? 7 years 3 months ago #116976

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Don't you mean "doesn't get much more 'exquisite' than a cat in a top hat and a monocle"? :D
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