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Re: Completely Random 6 years 2 months ago #17446


A tuff job to decide, but I think Bel was more creative than ever.
The Militia is proud.

My vote goes to Believe.
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Re: Completely Random 6 years 2 months ago #17447

Carrots, you son of a bitch, carrots! Why can't you just eat some fucking carrots?! They're good for ya you fudge packing bastard!

Drink some coffee you snot-nose teenager...it'll calm you down. Damn, why do you always come to my fucking gas station every day to buy sweet tarts! SHIT!
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Re: Completely Random 6 years 2 months ago #17455

The earth is a cube.
Scientists have lied.
Everything is a lie.
tous s'est mal passe.
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Re: Completely Random 6 years 2 months ago #17462

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I find things strapped to my cieling :yay
"I like the put on the Backstreet Boys and have men hit me with wet towels."
-Billy Corgan
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Re:Completely Random 4 years 11 months ago #45098

Now This thread should have never ended!

Well Since it is waaayy past the second round.....I guess I'm emo...oh no....the horror! *grin* Though I'm not responding to the game I'm thinking we should start the game again.

What do you guys say about starting anew? And no I'm not talking about the face stuff from Avon here!
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Re:Completely Random 4 years 11 months ago #45102

hehe avon, that's funny.

i think it should come back.
we're mean, we're gonna burn your eyeballs out after the show
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Re:Completely Random 4 years 10 months ago #45359

I've always wanted to make love to a woman with punctuational nomenclature.
Destroy the mind, destroy the body, but you cannot destroy the heart!

Tell me, tell me what you\\\'re after...I just wanna get there faster.
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Re:Completely Random 4 years 10 months ago #45429

My cat reminds me of a russian businessman.
I wish I was an english muffin.
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Re:Completely Random 4 years 10 months ago #45441

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Okay, imagine this:

You're sitting on a chair in an empty room, and then all of a sudden this giant foot-long penis appears out of thin air, and starts floating towards your face. Somehow, you're stuck to your chair, and you can't move. The penis is getting closer and closer to your face, and you think "Aw man, I'm gonna have to suck on this thing". Sure enough, when the penis is close enough, it pushes itself in the parting between your lips, and starts thrusting in your mouth, making you gag. After about ten minutes, it stops, you breath a sigh of relief, and think "Whew, thank goodness that's all over".

But then, the penis slaps you on the side of your face, causing you to fall off your chair. You land with your face on the ground and your backside in the air. When you are at your most vulnerable position, the penis punctures a hole through your pants and easily lodges itself inside your anus, where it stays for two to ten hours, or more.

That is what using a Mac is like.

Dance, Billy, dance.
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Re:Completely Random 4 years 10 months ago #45445

Geek N.Z. wrote:
Okay, imagine this:

You're sitting on a chair in an empty room, and then all of a sudden this giant foot-long penis appears out of thin air, and starts floating towards your face. Somehow, you're stuck to your chair, and you can't move. The penis is getting closer and closer to your face, and you think "Aw man, I'm gonna have to suck on this thing". Sure enough, when the penis is close enough, it pushes itself in the parting between your lips, and starts thrusting in your mouth, making you gag. After about ten minutes, it stops, you breath a sigh of relief, and think "Whew, thank goodness that's all over".

But then, the penis slaps you on the side of your face, causing you to fall off your chair. You land with your face on the ground and your backside in the air. When you are at your most vulnerable position, the penis punctures a hole through your pants and easily lodges itself inside your anus, where it stays for two to ten hours, or more.

That is what using a Mac is like.

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Re:Completely Random 4 years 10 months ago #45454

OK Peanut Gallery...need a call on this! I give it an A+ for content. Anyone who quotes Mike Myers as Dieter is OK in my book... anything cheeky monkey related is Ok too...;P !!

Though I am wondering if something pre-created can count as random?

This is an organtic thread so everyone is involved from here on out...we change rules every 3 weeks...that is the only rule that sticks. Sound good?

Righ on! I thought Bullet and I were the only ones interested in this! Can I be a participant? I'm completely random....
Old German Man: Mein Gott in Himmel! Dieter's dream!
Dieter: What is your name?
Exclamation Point: I do not have a formal Christian name. I am called Exclamation Point.
Dieter: Greetings Exclamation Point. I have always wanted to make love to a woman with punctuational nomenclature.
Exclamation Point: I am a whore. I am a nun. I am a whore.
Dieter: Nun.
Exclamation Point: Whore.
Dieter: Nun.
Exclamation Point, Dieter: Whorenun.



b]ghostchild wrote:[/b]
I've always wanted to make love to a woman with punctuational nomenclature.
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Re:Completely Random 4 years 10 months ago #45456

*blank stare* Mac? Is that you? I thought you were...um..gone. My what a big..um..organ you have? Tea? You know what Monty Python says? Never expect the Spanish Inquisition!...or is it look on the bright side of life...or maybe mearly a flesh wound? I'm a bit confused.

ummmm Tea? One lump or two? Err..sugar??!!??
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Re:Completely Random 4 years 10 months ago #45457

OK I spewed..at this last one!! *laugh* That just cracked me!

The East German Judge holds up card and..yes..I see an 8 out of 10...that is awfully high for an East German Judge to rate a non East German partisipant. I think this foal has legs says Howard Cosell(don't know the guy? Look him up! ;P)
HeavyMetalMachine wrote:
Okay, imagine this:

You're sitting on a chair in an empty room, and then all of a sudden this giant foot-long penis appears out of thin air, and starts floating towards your face. Somehow, you're stuck to your chair, and you can't move. The penis is getting closer and closer to your face, and you think "Aw man, I'm gonna have to suck on this thing". Sure enough, when the penis is close enough, it pushes itself in the parting between your lips, and starts thrusting in your mouth, making you gag. After about ten minutes, it stops, you breath a sigh of relief, and think "Whew, thank goodness that's all over".

But then, the penis slaps you on the side of your face, causing you to fall off your chair. You land with your face on the ground and your backside in the air. When you are at your most vulnerable position, the penis punctures a hole through your pants and easily lodges itself inside your anus, where it stays for two to ten hours, or more.

That is what using a Mac is like.

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Re:Completely Random 4 years 10 months ago #45458

Pumpklone wrote:
My cat reminds me of a russian businessman.
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Re:Completely Random 4 years 10 months ago #45476

i am sooo confused
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Re:Completely Random 4 years 10 months ago #45479

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I am very very very very confused.

Dance, Billy, dance.
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Re:Completely Random 4 years 10 months ago #45581

Nonrandom Thought: Sometimes, isn't the point of randomness no point at all? Bringing on confusion. In that case...my job here is done ;P
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Re:Completely Random 4 years 10 months ago #45639

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Exactly, so bringing a point to randomness, like a competition, is pointless.

Dance, Billy, dance.
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Re:Completely Random 4 years 10 months ago #45641

Exactly..which is most random because it wouldn't be done. And because it is pointless. *grin*.

Geek N.Z. wrote:
Exactly, so bringing a point to randomness, like a competition, is pointless.
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Re:Completely Random 4 years 10 months ago #45681

.....Cake or death?!


(If your an Izzard fan, you'll get it.)
\"With me, it\'s just a genetic dissatisfaction with everything.\"-Woody Allen
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