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A know a guy who is really a walrus plugged into the Matrix

damn, stubles, your beating me in posts, now i cant afford the new bike daddy promised me

More UFOlogists have considered the possibility that UFOs may be emanating from subterranean bases, that UFO aliens have constructed these bases to carry out various missions involving Earth or humans.

Belief in a subterranean world has been handed down as myth, tale, or rumor down the generations from all over the world. Some of these stories date back to ancient times and tell tales of fantastic flora and fauna that can be found in the caverns of ancient races. Socrates spoke of huge hollows within the Earth which are inhabited by man, and vast caverns which rivers flow.

Toronto Entrance
There is a small opening to the underground tunnels off Parliament Street in downtown Toronto. (The entrance is between two apartment buildings, and leads to the tunnels via the sewers.) The underground city (abandoned?) beneath Toronto has its center beneath Gerrard Street and Church Street. Above this area, strange magnetic effects have been observed. (Note: This corner of Gerrard & Church streets has a higher accident rate than anywhere else in Toronto. It is believed that underground equipment utilizing powerful magnetic fields (which have caused many strange magnetic effects in houses near this intersection) are responsible for the bizarre equipment failures that often are the cause of these accidents.) The Indians near Toronto have legends of these tunnels.

Pottery is the ware made by potters and the places where such wares are made are called potteries. In everyday usage the term is taken to encompass a wide range of ceramics, including earthenware, stoneware and porcelain.

Okay as of now...
Stumbeleine-5
Glopaiswe-1
yourmom3000-6
Starla Bing-1
dougy-6
zer0-1
Believe-4
RJK- 2
Teej- negative 5

Round 1 Ends Soon!

Donald: Snitches get stitches Mickey was a fucking RAT!

The milk smelled slightly off, it was lumpy and thick but I was so thirsty I drank it anyways. I really enjoyed it.

Sometimes i like to play a game, on wikipedia, i chose a random page and gett my freind to tell me a page, and i have to get to that page by clicking on internal links only.

I haven't the slightest idea why Aretha Franklin was in my shoe...

I like it when i get home and the lights are all on and my ex is standing on the door way saying im sorry, but i must leave to go and discover the size of various fish species in lake Burton in Tasmania. Then when i get inside i find that someone has cleaned to whole house, to my surprise i find that the culprit was the lead singer/songwriter/guitarist/french horn/cooking staff for a band that once played down the road for my cousins best freind and her dogs aunty. After such a non eventfull day i decide to cool off in the swimming pool, only to find its full of seaweed, but how does seaweed get in a swimming pool? maybe my filter is connected to the drainage which is connected to the ocean, and some seeweed seeds got into the pool, do seeweeds have seeds? who knows. Anyway back to the main topic, i find the irony that catholic church says its the one true church yet it is so corrupt and wrong that anyone who has read even a small section of the bible could realise this fact. Well, its now 1:30 in the morning and im doing an assesment task, but realy im not, im gaining a deeper insight into the human condition. Having said that i am not sure that we are human at all....

I'm not stalking you...you're stalking ME!!!!

MY NAME IS NOT DOUGY!!!!! ITS RED CARPET BLAMELESS!!!

Emo: the goth who never reached puberty.

She finished lunching, and then she said "alert!" and died

Digam olá!
Olá!!!

DAMN, the one day i bring my IPT text book, we dont have class

After careful consideration I think we can all agree that 2 is the new 3.

ROUND 1 IS OVER.
THE SCORE:
Stumbeleine-5
Glopaiswe-4
yourmom3000-8
Starla Bing-3 (Ewww...)
dougy-14
zer0-1
Believe-7
RJK- 2
Teej- negative 5

The only ones who will continue are:
Stumbeleine
yourmom3000
dougydarkangel (the current first place)
Believe

Sorry to all those who have been eliminated, but you cannot post anything else or you will be called an emo.

To those continuing, good luck, and pick up the pace a bit, there might be a few curveballs coming your way...

i made him a teddy bear but he forgot to take it from me. i was distraught for hours after.

i looked down at his toes and realised how hideous mine were. i was afraid he would see them so i tucked them under my feet. his were so well aligned. mine were all different shapes and lengths. i felt like crying under the rug that i gave him for his birthday.