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im about to go see a gorgeous woman, my is my hand therapist. lol, idk, shes older, shes nice to talk to, and she has these really pretty eyes that always stare, nice rack n cleavage. when i first met her i was reminded of when soldiers fell in love with their nurses, lol, it totally makes sense. having a beautiful woman taking care of you... *she once was massaging the stiffness out of my hand and just making it feel way better, and i looked up and she was just staring at me smiling, so we smiled for a moment and continued* anyways.

idk what this is about. just a topic...

sooner or later she'll ask, "why does your hand keep on getting stiff again? and why only the right?"

Ask her out! Do it!

Strayz1 wrote:
DO IT.

If she turns you down, it could get awkward though.

If she says no, then you can enjoy the awkwardness!

Strayz1 wrote:
Awkwardly enjoying an awkward moment.

Ask her out?

Just ask her to pour you a bottle of vodka from the fridge, and tell her she can have some too.
Insist.
Then get her to close the curtains and put on some music.
Then ask her about her life and why she looks so unhappy.
Then give her a hug.
Then...

frankB wrote:
this was frankie's plan for joy200

venison wrote:
Haha, I have that problem!

if she says no Im sure you can find another lady to massage your hands or hand or something else......
Women like men who have the balls to take risks. Im sure even if she isnt interested that she would be flattered and it wouldnt be awkward unless you made it awkward

^Yeah there are plenty of beautiful hand massaging woman.

If you ask her out, maybe she'll massage more than just your hand.

lol, im not trying to get with her. im 22, shes like 40 with a husband n kids. it was just a random thought of the kind of woman that would be great to be with.

my right hand strength is exactly half of my left (50lb vs 100lb grip strength), this is 6 months after my surgery, its pretty depressing.

I have no problem with asking out women, usually. but i definitely couldnt do it now, i have low self esteem from not being able to work, being broke, and losing fitness.


a lil story about shyness towards girls: this one time me n my friend were hung over and went for a drive at 1am, we drove all over, and even to the mcdonalds, where my friend got instant crush on this girl that worked there, he was just smiling at her the whole time. and then after we got home, i found out a light had fallen off, so we went backtracking n even thru the same mcds, and after he ordered two drinks he said loudly without thinking "do you think its her man?" and i was like "haha, she totally heard you" he was like, "oh fuck, haha, she did!" and he was so embarrassed he couldnt look at her when we got our drinks. it was hilarious.

Damn you're 22??
I thought you were some drugged out stoner from the 60s

haha, no no my drugs were taken from 2003 onwards

The way you talked about the drug use was like it happened 20 years ago lol

i miss you yteah! so awesome. sorry to hear about your hand. fantasy is cool like that, its fun

lol, ruby is another woman that would be great to be with, pretty, cool to chat with, and likes the pumpkins.

Maybe I should pm her since Joy stood me up

lol. yeah.

frankB wrote:
Franks on the prowl! Maybe toiletman's actually a woman Frank. I think you've got a chance.